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Insanitarium

This freaky ass movie stars Jesse Metcalfe, hotty gardener boy from Desperate Housewives. He plays a man who infiltrates a mental institution to find his sister. Once inside, he discovers that the doctors and nurses are doing strange experiments on the patients. This is what it said in the "info" on my TV listings. I thought--"Great, a scary movie!" Um, no. It says more on the internet database. Quote: "The siblings discover that a doctor is using his patients like lab rats, forcing them to take a drug that turns them into flesh-eating psychopaths." Yeah that's a little different. I will let you use your imagination rather than describe this movie. But I do not recommend it. I rate it 1 bloody arm out of 5 body parts.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

I think this movie is self explanatory. Zack, played by Seth Rogen, and Miri, played by Elizabeth Banks, are broke and lose their power, water, and almost their apartment. After talking to an extremely homosexual Justin Long (big fan of his!) about making pornos for money, Zack thinks about trying it out. The movie is funny, but a bit too predictable and they spent too much time on the love story. But still worth seeing. I rate it 3.5 erections out of 5.

The Ugly Truth

Now THIS movie I can't say enough about. It stars Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler (falling in love with this actor) as a producer and a TV star who can't stand each other. Gerard hosts a TV show called The Ugly Truth which he uses as a platform to demean women and "teach" them how to get men. He uses his "knowledge" to help Katherine get the man of her dreams. Predictably they fall in love with each other instead. There are definitely moments in the movie that you can see coming, but the way they wrote it makes it so worth the predictability. I won't give anything away, but I think everyone should see this movie, it's definitely my favorite so far this year! I give it 4.5 smug assholes out of 5.